Laugh and pay

Welcome to the PancakeSwap Joke Challenge! Get ready to laugh and pay up if you find any of these jokes funny. Remember, each time you laugh, you owe me 0.10$ in BNB. Let's get started!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue, I just can't seem to put it down.

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I hope you found at least one of these jokes funny! Don't forget to pay up if you did.