Chad requires a high protein diet

in order for chad to maintain proper mass he needs to significantly increase his red meat intake.

in these highly inflationary times buying steaks just doesnt get chad best value to satisfy his carnal desire to consume animals.

chads going to need to buy the whole COW to get the sustainance he craves.

to ensure chad has enough raw meat to keep his godly stature through the long winter I propose we feed him by

converting 25% of the index to COW.

New Chad Index ratios would be 75% RLB 25% COW