Provost Marshal’s Office Moonsama Metaverse October 1, 2021
CANARY: You are hereby notified that you were, on the 1st day of October, 2021, legally drafted in the service of the Moonsama Metaverse for an indefinite period, in accordance with the provisions of the act of Moonsama Council, “for enrolling and calling out the canary forces, and for other purposes” approved Sep 14, 2021. You will accordingly report at the place of rendezvous or be deemed a deserter, and be subject to disappointed looks, guilt trips and peer pressure prescribed therefore by the Rules and Articles of Endless Fun.
Provost Marshal Sama
It is you who decides whether the canaries comply with the draft or evade, bearing the consequences.