Caption Contest 2.28.22

This week's submissions:

1️⃣ “And then out of the blue my daughter decides she’s a pescatarian.” 2️⃣ "I've been trying to eat healthier since I found out I was endangered." 3️⃣ “The river was closed.” 4️⃣ "Yea, we can probably skip the bag on this one. For the environment."

Original Image: https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/220307_a25708_793.jpg