Caption Contest 3.28.22

This week's submissions: 1️⃣ "So long story short, I decided to combine my day job and my knight job into one." 2️⃣ “I said NIGHT manager.” 3️⃣ "My annual performance reviews have called me defensive and combative, but I don't see it." 4️⃣ "To reiterate, our firm does not discriminate against dyslexics, but the job listing clearly said midlevel executive!"

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