This week's submissions: 🥇 "Take me to your readers? Am I saying that right?" 🥇 "And then he shouted 'I do like green men and ham, I really like them Sam I am.'" 🥉 "There is no happily ever after because time is an illusion." 🥉 "But little Newt thought the third Xenomorph's bed was juuust right..."