Caption Contest 2022-09-26

This week's submissions: 🥇 "He's going through a mid-flight crisis" 🥈 "Idiot reads one tweet and now claims to know everything about camouflage..." 🥈 "Not only is he Hair Club for Bald Eagles president, he's also a member" 🥈 "The only downside is he can't risk flying and ruining his hair" 🥈 "The chicks are going to fawn all over him."