Caption Contest 5-31-22

This week's submissions: 🥇 "On our first date, he took me to the top of the Empire State Building, now he never takes me anywhere." 🥈 “Explain what you mean when you say his head always seems to be elsewhere.” 🥉 "I just don't know if this relationship has any room to grow." 🥉"Christine, I don't understand - you're saying it's more stressful now, even with your emotional support gorilla?"