This week's submissions: 🥇 "I thought you had to be taller for that ride" 🥈 “And another thing young man…wait, is that one of my good towels?” 🥉 "Just remember who gave you those quarters when you're conquering the produce section." 🥉 "I will be right back. Please do not attempt to conquer the store…again." 🥉 "Don't fall and crack your Bonesapart"