Hire Rudan and Invest in Ourselves!

Why invest in other NFT projects when we can invest in ourselves?

Any Chad that is balls deep in Discord knows Rudan. For those of you who don't know, Rudan is a teenage boy from India who has been frequenting the general chat and begging for donations of ETH or Chads after he mistakenly shared his seedphrase and was wiped out. Originally, we tortured the poor kid only to realize he may be an asset to the company and we may need to take him in. My proposal is very simple. Here's a snapshot of how it can play out:

We Hire Rudan to create 6,666 "Wall Street Goodies". (Rudan's payment is explained later)

WTF is a "Wall Street Goodie"? - Wall Street Goodies are NFT's of Ludes, Alcohol, Hookers, Cocaine, Weed, Fancy Cars, Yachts, fun coupons, Whatever the fuck a Chad would buy with their wheelbarrow of gains. - Every Goodie held by a Chadholder gives their Chads "Super Powers" which translates to a higher fractional % in returns/dividends per chad to be decided by the DAO. - Every current holder of a 1st edition Chad would receive 1 Wall Street Goodie Per Chad held for a total of approx. 3334 goodies. These could be airdropped to current holders. - The remaining 3,333 Goodies could be minted to the public at a price of .1 ETH. People who buy Chads from OpenSea could purchase Goodies to accompany their secondary market Chad. - Every Goodie sold on a secondary market by a holder would be subject to a 25% creator fee that would be put back into the main account for later investing.

What do the Chadholders with Goodies get out of this?

• New Airdropped NFT's of Wall Street Goodies.
• Greater fractional % of dividends per goodie held.
• An opportunity to sell your Chad as a package deal w/a Goodie for an increased profit.

What does the Corp Get out of this?

• Income from 3,333 goodies minted put straight into the Corporate account (3333 x .1 ETH= 333.3 ETH at sellout) for later investing.
• 25% from secondary sales of Goodies. -Increased trading volume on OS which can raise the floor of both Chads and Goodies.

What does Rudan get:

• A sense of purpose.
• 3 Chads swept from the floor (After the work is done).
• 3 goodies to accompany his Chads (After the work is done).

What if Rudan cant complete the job? Fuck it, we do it ourselves!

What if this proposal is voted down?

• Rudan continues to torture everybody on Discord until he finally gets booted or tortured to death.

What if you are too high at the moment to understand this proposal?

• Just vote yes

The stakes are high my friends. Lets make some motherfuckin' money. Long Live The Corp!