WIP-5 : Power Up Our Treasury, Power Up the Weirdos!

What’s up, Weirdo!?

As we vault into the future of Weirdo, it’s time to talk treasure—treasury, to be precise. Remember, our coffers are as empty as a meme lord's social calendar on a Friday night, thanks to our OG dev's grand exit stage left with the loot. Now, we have a chance to fill those coffers and fuel our freaky future!

Why Do We Need a Treasury? Oh, Let Me Count the Ways!

1. Creative Cash: We need slick videos and killer content to hype our Weirdo way of life. Until now, our artistic ammo has been funded by the deep (but not endless) pockets of benevolent Weirdos. Let’s fund this properly and make our narrative pop across the cosmos!

2. Reward the Raiders: Our social media warriors, tweetstorm troopers, and comment crusaders are out there day and night, spreading the good Weirdo word. These folks are the heartbeat of our hustle, and it’s only right they get a slice of the pie.

3. CEX Appeal: To get listed on those shiny centralized exchanges, we need either a pile of tokens or a stack of cash. With a beefed-up treasury, we can pick our battles and markets wisely, stepping into the ring when the time is right.

4. KOL Collabs: Imagine key opinion leaders not just tweeting for tokens but becoming long-term Weirdo believers! We’re talking locked-in, vested interests that align with ours—no hit-and-run hucksters here!

5. Ad Blitz Bonanza: Want the world to know about Weirdo? We’ll need ads on Instagram, TikTok, and beyond. It’s time to go big or go home!

6. Epic Events: Picture this—a Weirdo party when we hit that $1B market cap. It’s not just a dream; with a proper treasury, it could be our reality!

7. The Unexpected: The best-laid plans of memes and men often go awry. A healthy treasury means we’re ready for anything.

The Treasure Plan:

Let’s vote on how much of our new token supply should go to the treasury. This is a dilution, true, but think of it as watering a tree to help it grow—bigger, stronger, weirder.

Choose the Future Treasure Trove:

• 0% (Dry Bones): Run on the smell of an oily rag—thrifty, but risky.
• 2.5% (Tightrope Tiptoe): Careful steps, keeping us agile yet funded.
• 4.2% (The Lucky Number): Not too hot, not too cold.
• 5% (Middle Magic): A balanced slice of the pie.
• 6.9% (The Nice Choice): A bit more buffer for our bluffer.
• 10% (Big Spender): Go big and back up the truck!

How to Vote:

Connect your wallet and order these options from your most to least preferred. Your vote decides how robust our treasury will be!

Lock and Key Security:

Our treasure won’t just float in the ether. It’ll be locked up tight in UNCX with a vesting schedule, and any spending requires a 3/5 multisig approval from our community guardians. Safe, secure, and Weirdo-approved.

Weirdos, Assemble!

Your vote shapes our financial firepower. Let’s fill our war chest and march boldly forward into crypto legend! What will you choose? Let the Weirdo wisdom prevail!